Pathetic but true
- Mom: Guess what they're including in the new Target down the road?
- Me: I dunno...a McDonalds?
- Mom: Nope. A CHILI'S.
- Me: Shut the fuck up.
- Mom: No, I'm serious!
- Me: This is the best news I've heard all day.
- Mom: Yay! Now you'll come visit me more often!
