so this is happening.

I just finished Julie Klausner’s I Don’t Care About Your Band, and while I didn’t totally love the book, there was one observation that really resonated with me.

“…sometimes I think women just want to be the very thing they think they want to sleep with.”

This is a really important lesson that I realized on my own three or four years ago, and one that I think more women would benefit from learning earlier on in their dating lives. That you don’t have to latch on to someone successful or creative to feel successful or creative. You can just BE successful or creative.

The other lesson I learned around the same time was not to drink an entire bottle of champagne on my own. It was a educational time in my life.

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YES! The only day I find acceptable to wear this BustedTee is here! Welcome back to daylight, old friend.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

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See you soon, car! You did good for the Epic Road Trip ‘10 and Aunt Elaine’s LA adventure, now you deserve a relaxing ride home. Just don’t fall off, please.

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willschneider:

Truly embracing interactive week at sxsw. That’s me, lounging by the pool, fully clothed, captivated with my social media tool (smartphone).

What up, Michael Jackson.

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thedailywhat:

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: Glorious shot-for-shot live-action adaptation of the opening scene from Disney’s A Goofy Movie.

I’ve watched this video at least half a dozen times today, as well as clips of the movie’s other songs “Stand Out” and “Eye to Eye”, and am now positive that somewhere in the deep recesses of my childhood mind is every line in this movie.

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Well this is going to be awesome.

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I hope David's plane doesn't actually crash now, because this conversation would go from funny to terrible.

sarah: where are you
david: on the plane
david: but i gotta sign off
sarah: why?
david: because we're going down!!!!
david: to land
david: I'm goign to crash!!!!!
david: when i get to my hotel
david: cause im pooped
david: Oh no. Bomb!!!
david: over baghdad
david: that song

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thedailywhat:

FoD Exclusive of the Day: Presidential impersonators of SNLs past offer the current Lampooner in Chief some unsolicited advice.

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As a huge fan of both SNL and Jim Carrey, I’ve frequently daydreamed about what it would have been like if Jim Carrey had been cast on the show when he auditioned in 1980. Needless to say, this video is basically all of my dreams come true.

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A little Photoshop remix inspired by this poster.

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Really love this new BustedTee I have out today. Also this one, which was a collab with BenJoseph. Please buy one and justify the mass-production of my jokes!

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I know I’m late to the party here, but season 4 of Dexter was absolutely incredible. I’m so glad I finally set aside the time to watch the first four seasons. CANNOT. WAIT. for the new season to start.

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Nose ring graffiti fail.

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All-Prizes Cereal, a hilarious idea from Pat that he and I wrote and Josh directed. These child actors totally nail it.

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Happy Valentine’s Day from Madrid, France!

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In honor of Valentine’s Day, why don’t you give a little love to LOLaid, CollegeHumor’s fundraiser for Doctors Without Borders who are currently hard at work in Haiti. Donate whatever you can, and as thanks, we’ll send you a private link to three CH videos that will never been seen anywhere else. That’s one Jake and Amir, one commercial parody we never posted, and one Hardly Working (sneak peek and sweet side-pony pictured above).

Come on, do it for the laughs! And also for Haiti. Mostly for Haiti. Donate now!

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