Internet Commenter Funeral, the last? in our Internet Commenter series. Digg it if you like it.
so this is happening.
this is sarah's tumblr, for other sarahs and non-sarahs, too.
Mar 11
Monsters vs. Aliens is a new animated movie from Dreamworks. Its cast includes:
Rainn Wilson - the evil alien Gallaxhar
Hugh Laurie - Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D.
Seth Rogen - the jellylike B.O.B.
Will Arnett - the half-ape, half-fish Missing Link
Kiefer Sutherland - General W.R. Monger
Stephen Colbert - The President
Reese Witherspoon - GinormicaOK, I’m listening.
Holy crap that cast list is OOC.
Mar 10
I wonder if anyone has ever been ‘discovered’ as a cashier prodigy while using the self check-out lane at the grocery store.
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This weekend I stumbled upon two new obsessions.
1) Ra Ra Riot. I entered their sold-out show at Bowery Ballroom on Friday night a new listener and left a hardcore fan. The performance was incredible, the songs upbeat and catchy, and the band genuine. I found myself smiling the entire time, despite only hearing the songs for the first time.
2) Battlestar Galactica. Obsessed. Frooch and I watched the entire first season in about 72 hours. Before this weekend, and admittedly based on nothing but the name, I assumed Battlestar Galactica was some Star Trek-y, futuristic nerdfest. Now I realize that it is awesome. I find myself making an average of two Cylon jokes a day.
Mar 07
“ I told you about a year ago you weren’t funny, yet you continue. Leave the comedy to the mean, thx slut!!! Women are just there for sex!!!!!
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— a message to my CH account. Awesome.
Mar 04
This morning on the train I sat across from a teacher who kept bobbing her head in sleep while grading papers. I could not help but revel in the irony.
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Mar 03
Monkey, I’m learning I have multiple badass pictures of you on my work computer alone. This bodes well for your search.
If anyone has a totally bad ass photo of me please send it my way. I want something that when a stranger sees it they say “Whoa! What a BAD ASS!”
How’s this?
(sidenote: sometimes I wish I could retumbl a text post and add media to it)
- streeter: sarah, if anything goes wrong you are my constant
- sarah: that is the nicest thing you've ever said to me
- streeter: will you be my constant?
- sarah: only if you'll be mine
- streeter: nerdiest proposal ever
- I know I'm a little late on this, but I finally watched the most recent episode of Lost last night, and wow. I'm going to have to echo the sentiments of, oh, JUST EVERYBODY that it was one of the best ever.
Seen in the recycling area of my apt. If I ever get to the point where I own enough toilet seat covers to warrant an entire box, someone plz punch me.
“ Would you rather own your-first-name.com, life.com, or web.com?
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(via samreich)
Not having sarahschneider.com has always been a sore spot for me. An entrepreneurial silversmith of the same name owns it, which means I’ll probably never get it. Thanks for rubbing it in, dick.
Mar 02
IMO, this + Adam = the perfect Saturday night in (he’d never seen F&G before! Whaaa!)
Feb 29
Bored Game
Here’s a fun game to play if you are bored: type in “[your name] needs” into google and look at the results.
This was QUITE an amusing break for me today.
Sarah needs a cold shower, self-esteem
Sarah needs your manly vote
Sarah needs to kick him in the nuts
Sarah needs to reorganize her life
Sarah needs a video channel
Sarah needs a pink blog (oh hell no)
Sarah needs her panties