I wish I had written this movie just so I could have suggested that tag-line. Damn it’s perfect.
(via Splitsider)
so this is happening.
this is sarah's tumblr, for other sarahs and non-sarahs, too.
Jan 31
Caramel deLites vs. Samoas: The Greatest Debate of Our Time
Recently, I have involved myself (not proudly) in some heated debates over whether my favorite Girl Scout cookie is called a Caramel deLite (yes) or a Samoa (FUCK no). Driven by my desire to always be right about all things cookie-related, I did some research.
The truth is, both are right (sigh). Girl Scout Cookies are made by two different commercial bakers - ABC Bakers and Little Brownie Bakers - and each have their own cookie names. Little Brownie Bakers calls these caramel bites of heaven ‘Caramel deLites’. ABC Bakers uses the much less accurate and slightly more offensive name ‘Samoas’. What you call them probably depends on which of the two bakers delivered which cookies to the Girl Scouts in your area growing up.
Jan 26
I wrote a hopefully motivational and impressively statistical article about women in comedy for Splitsider.com. Check it out!
Why More Women Should Write Comedy: A Mathematical (But Not Boring) Study.
Jan 25
I have two new shirts on BustedTees today! Medicine Is The Best Medicine (above, on the handsome gentleman) and Knibb High Football Rules (yes, I’m still mining jokes from Billy Madison 15 years later), both designed by Will. NepoTASTIC!
Jan 16
Screw Drunk Jeff Goldblum, this is what slowing videos down by 50% should be used for. Really surreal experiences, where you get to hang on each and every little surreal moment.
OH MY GOD! THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT HERE!
Oh god I love this.
(Source: travisbroyles, via erockappel)
Jan 11
Holy shit! The original wishlist casting breakdown for Modern Family, via Splitsider.
Spider-man Musical Commercial: A disaster $65 million in the making.
David and I wrote this over a month ago, and it’s eerie how close to truth it’s become in that time. Most recently: this New Yorker article, which quotes a show-goer who compares the musical to Formula One: “You want to see the car crash.”
Peach and Zelda Catch Up: Would you rather be trapped in a castle or a relationship?
Fun (at least to me) fact: I pitched this idea a few months back not knowing that Ben had already written a version from the boys’ point of view. Luckily he helped me adapt it and even let me steal some of his jokes. It was also supposed to be an animation but Ben was all like, let’s go balls out on this one and do live action, and I was all like, siiick, and then Vinnie was all like, action!, and then Creighton was all like, hurry up Vinnie we have to be out of here by 6pm, and then Santa was all like, ho ho ho here are some presents, and then Creighton was all like, the video’s going up today, and then, hopefully, you were all like, NICE.
Jan 10
True Grit With Subtitles: This was all I kept thinking during the movie (besides holy crap this is beautiful), so I made it into a little video!
Jan 04
Dec 21
Full Benefits: The Dinner Party. The second season finale! I am so proud of this season and of this episode in particular. It’s like a little mini drama! On CollegeHumor! Who knew?
Dec 13
Full Benefits: The Late Night. My second favorite episode to date! Very sad we only have one episode left this season.
Dec 07
I respect your adherence to tradition, New Years Eve Glasses Manufacturer, but even you have to admit this is a stretch.
Nov 30
» The Lost Jokes and Story Arcs of "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
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I am beyond excited about this. It’s an epic feature in which former Simpsons writer/executive producer Bill Oakley walks through the changes made to a classic episode (“Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song”) from pitch to final version. It includes the exclusive story pitch, final outline and first draft documents that are chock full of forgotten jokes and story arcs from the best season of the best show ever. If you are into the Simpsons, this is really, really cool.
This is a must-read if you’re a Simpsons fan, or a comedy fan at all.
Nov 29
Cosplay With My Heart (Bruno Mars Parody):
Never Change. Unless it’s into a Star Wars character.
Things I can’t believe:
-This video exists
-I co-wrote this video (with Jeff!)
-I now know who “Rei” from “Evangelion” is
