so this is happening.

Seamless Web isn’t sure how/why Twitter works.

streeter:

CH Live, Tonight at 9:30 at the UCB.

Jeff and Sarah host, Josh Ruben, Pat Cassels and I do standup, and Jake and Amir do a Jake and Amir. Reservations are sold out but they always let the standby line in.  Show up at 9 and hop on it.

Should be a fun show!

Ohhh, so THIS is what Arnold Schwarzenegger was talking about during the Golden Globes.

I hate you.

If you know me, you know that for over a year now I’ve been singing the praises of my greatest uninvented-invention: the macaroni and cheese stuffed burger.  Well SOMEBODY over at The Burger Shoppe has been eavesdropping (clearly), and they’ve actually gone and done it!  They have created a macaroni and cheese stuffed burger!  Luckily, the jealousy I feel about their succeeding where I failed is vastly overshadowed by my pure gluttonous need to have that monstrosity in my belly.  Nom fucking nom.

Anniversary Dinner at Eleven Madison Park. Look at this HUNK!

I don’t mind if the Digg community buries my articles after they go popular, as long as gems like this continue to get 2,542 diggs.  Top in Comedy indeed!

Board Game Rules From The Kids Of Broken Homes. A fun new article for CH, featuring amazing artwork by Caldwell.

Ew.

Ugh, Arizona is just so UGLY.

We’re in Austin! Also, this unseasonably cold weather needs to QUIT IT. Go back to being a vague deodorant smell, Arctic Blast.

Well, Memphis, you’re already adorable.

We’re in Nashville!

Day two.