so this is happening.

this is sarah's tumblr, for other sarahs and non-sarahs, too.
Oct 03
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Say it ain’t so, Joe, there you go again pointing backwards again. You preferenced your whole comment with the Bush administration. Now doggone it, let’s look ahead and tell Americans what we have to plan to do for them in the future. You mentioned education and I’m glad you did. I know education you are passionate about with your wife being a teacher for 30 years, and god bless her. Her reward is in heaven, right? I say, too, with education, America needs to be putting a lot more focus on that and our schools have got to be really ramped up in terms of the funding that they are deserving. Teachers needed to be paid more. I come from a house full of school teachers. My grandma was, my dad who is in the audience today, he’s a schoolteacher, had been for many years. My brother, who I think is the best schoolteacher in the year, and here’s a shout-out to all those third graders at Gladys Wood Elementary School, you get extra credit for watching the debate.

Entire transcript of last night’s debate is here. The above is my personal favorite moment. (via katespencer)

SNL should really consider offering Sarah Palin a writing job.

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Oct 02
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Joe Biden, be still my heart.

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adamfrucci:

The Fatty Melt: a burger that uses two grilled cheese sandwiches as its bun. I want this so badly.
Holy shit.  Someone put this in my stomach.

adamfrucci:

The Fatty Melt: a burger that uses two grilled cheese sandwiches as its bun. I want this so badly.

Holy shit.  Someone put this in my stomach.

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Oct 01
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Don’t you love finding amazing pictures you forgot you took?

Don’t you love finding amazing pictures you forgot you took?

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Sep 24
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Sweet new sweatshirt from today’s CHTV shoot!

Sweet new sweatshirt from today’s CHTV shoot!

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Sep 23
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David Blaine sucks at stunts; rules at getting himself publicity.  My friend Jill went to check out his uber dangerous 60 hour upside-down stunt today and saw him getting a right-side up break.  She asked a lady who had been there for a while and she said he gets a break every 25 minutes.  Uber lame.

David Blaine sucks at stunts; rules at getting himself publicity.  My friend Jill went to check out his uber dangerous 60 hour upside-down stunt today and saw him getting a right-side up break.  She asked a lady who had been there for a while and she said he gets a break every 25 minutes.  Uber lame.

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Sep 22
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Test from SchneiPhone

Test from SchneiPhone

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adamfrucci:

annagrimm:
The run-down, seemingly abandoned old bank at 190 Bowery is actually a six-story apartment!  This is the master bath; NYMag has an amazing slideshow of the rest of the pics.  It’s been inhabited by the same guy and his family for 42 years.
Holy shit.

This is amazing.  Makes you wonder what’s behind the rest of New York’s seemingly abandoned buildings.  And makes you wish you had the incredible foresight this dude does.

adamfrucci:

annagrimm:

The run-down, seemingly abandoned old bank at 190 Bowery is actually a six-story apartment!  This is the master bath; NYMag has an amazing slideshow of the rest of the pics.  It’s been inhabited by the same guy and his family for 42 years.

Holy shit.

This is amazing.  Makes you wonder what’s behind the rest of New York’s seemingly abandoned buildings.  And makes you wish you had the incredible foresight this dude does.

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(via triciamcalpin)
Hero.

(via triciamcalpin)

Hero.

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Sep 21
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I love to indulge in The Hills as much as the next girl, but did Lauren Conrad seriously just present an Emmy?

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Whoa. Did you know that Forest Whitaker directed the 2004 Katie Holmes film ‘First Daughter’?

Also, the First Lady in ‘First Daughter’ also plays Eleanor Waldorf on Gossip Girl.

Also, I can’t believe I’m watching this movie.

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Top 5 nights of my life.  Easily.

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Sep 20
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T-minus a couple hours until all my comedy nerd dreams come true - watching SNL from backstage.

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Sep 19
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Missed Sponsorship Opportunity

Aaahh!!! Real Mayo

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Sep 18
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samreich:

Colonial New Jersey, directed by and featuring me, produced by CHTV.  Digg it.

So awesome.  Streeter, Pat and I wrote this, and CHTV really made it happen.

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