Fun news alert! Tomorrow night, The Onion features editor Joe Garden, stand-up superstar Kumail Nanjiani and yours truly will be speaking on a panel about comedy for Gelf Magazine. The panel starts at 8pm at Happy Ending Lounge, and is part of their Non-Motivational Speaker Series. I’m nervous but excited, so please come and drink and laugh at my lame jokes so these two legendarily funny dudes don’t blow me out of the water.
The CHLive show this past Thursday was so much fun. Thanks to everyone who came and hung out after!
Mix Up at the Snack Factory. This new CH Original makes me laugh so hard. I had nothing to do with it, I just love it.
From my brother: ‘Saw this on the Facebook feed and at first glance I thought you had started an account using one of the jumbled names Amir called you during Soup’d.’
LOL.
In the jungle you must wait, ‘til the dice read five or eight.
I’ve never wanted anything more than to watch Jumanji right now.
Due to peer pressure, I just went to twitter.com (have you heard of it?) to check things out. Turns out I have an account already. Last tweet? 2 years ago. I guess I didn’t like it the first time around?
Just got back from the most extreme vacation ever in Costa Rica, you guys. Full set here.
When you spend almost $200 importing Japanese Pikachu pajamas, you have to use them as often as possible.
How did I miss this?!? Incredible.
You know how sometimes you have an idea that’s not actually good but would make a perfect advertising campaign? Well, last night I had one of those. Putting armpits in a wetness protection program. You’re welcome, Secret.
Caught my eye watching season one ER this morning.
(Wouldn’t this be an awesome) Little known fact: I played a patient on the first season of ER.
This morning I went to the doctor for the first time in, well, years. After explaining my recent bouts of random dizziness, I was diagnosed with BPV, or Benign Positional Vertigo. Then he drew me this super helpful diagram of a dick poking a retarded snowman.
