so this is happening.

» JapaneseBugFights.com

Listen, I won’t beat around the bush - bugs are essentially tiny monsters and on this website Japanese people make them have tiny monster fights. These are unlike Alien vs. Predator, however, in that whoever wins, you also win, because you were watching a tiny Japanese monster fight.

Dan, this is by far the best thing you’ve ever contributed to our friendship.

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A pic from the lobby of the Sarcasm Hotel.

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A promo pic for Amir and I’s new sitcom.

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From last night’s Assholes on a Yacht party. Themed dance parties > everything else.

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Well here’s a fun little tidbit. I have been nominated for Webutante Queen. At last, the goal I never knew I had because I didn’t know such a title existed, finally realized!

I’m assuming this will end up similar to my college experience, where being funny got me as far as Homecoming Court and then someone with far better looks and talent actually won. But I didn’t let that experience get me down, no sir*!

Here’s the full list of nominees, including my coworkers Ricky (short for Richard) Van Veen and Amir (short for Bud) Blumenfeld.

*aside from the two months I spent crying in my sorority house basement, refusing to take off my Homecoming dress like a straight-up twentieth century Miss Havisham.

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» Frak My Life

samreich:

Sarah and I found a way to channel our Battlestar Galactica obsessions. Submit your own at gafraktica at gmail.

Writing these is almost as addictive as the show itself.

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I love this video for many reasons, but mostly because it reminds me of my friends. Watch it all the way through, I promise it’s worth it. Especially you, Amanda and Jake.

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I would like this guy to be my mascot.

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danmeth:

Phone Sex Pranks: Robot (NSFW)
Another cartoon I did for College Humor, animating Gil Ozeri’s increasingly weird phone sex hotline prank calls. When it comes to robots, it’s hard to make love - or any emotion for that matter.

There are few things that make me laugh as consistently and as hard as these Gil Ozeri/Dan Meth collaborations.

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How did H&M know we were having an assholes-on-a-yacht themed party tomorrow??

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Whoa, what’s Mikhail doing on CSI:Miami? And how’d he get his eye back?!

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katespencer:

One look at this picture, and I immediately changed my mind about tuning in tonight for I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here.

[I’ll be watching]

Omg. I am beyond ashamed to echo the sentiments of my dear friend Kate. Wanna watch together?

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Josh ROBIN?!

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“ People who frequently check their e-mail have tested as less intelligent than people who are actually high on marijuana.

— From NY Mag’s article on Distraction. Uh oh.

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The last 24 hours have been rough (blah don’t ask), BUT out of all the bad, one beautiful epiphany has arisen. I’ve discovered that the flashback/flashforward sound from Lost sounds exactly like what you hear in your inner ear as tears are welling up. Right?! Tear welling noise + eye closeups at the start of episodes = I’m potentially a Lost genius? JJ, I await your call.

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