New Years Eve at the CH Studio
so this is happening.
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Jan 01
Dec 31
Wark Hard or Hardly Walking
So I saw Walk Hard last night, and was pleasantly surprised! As expected, it was no Superbad or 40 Year Old Virgin, but it was funny. I was surprised because the trailers worried me. Like, a lot. Like, I feared for the continued success of the Apatow conglomerate. And it isn’t often that a trailer doesn’t do a movie justice - usually it’s the opposite, where the trailer gives away all the funniest bits. Apparently you can’t judge a movie by its trailer anymore.
Also exciting - Judd finally threw Martin Starr more than a beard. He actually had a couple lines! Hooray!
Dec 27
Let’s have a contest to see who’s mom hung the most ridiculous thing over their bed at home. Here’s mine. Alright, that was fun, I win. Note: in case you can’t tell, it’s a framed, 3-D embroidered bouquet of flowers. I live in an old lady’s sewing room.
Dec 24
OMG Tiny Pumas! I want to have a baby just so I can buy these. Flawed logic? Don’t mind if I shoe.
Dec 22
Randomly came upon this on youtube. If you have a second, read the comments. Do you think anyone is being sarcastic?
Dec 18
» How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?
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According to this website, I could beat up 23 five-year-olds before succumbing to their stubby little kicks.
Dec 16
» I'm already impressed with Heath Ledger's performance in this movie.
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(seen on David’s tumblr)
Hitchhiking 101 with My Dad
“If you’re going to hitchhike, you have to use a sign that piques the interest of drivers. My hitchhiking sign always said ‘Samoa.’ I got so many rides with that sign. Most of the people who pulled over were just plain curious. And never fail, everyone made the same comment when they rolled down the window - ‘well I ain’t going THAT far, boy-o (chuckle), but how about *city name*?’”
*Another tip from my dad - if you are hitchhiking with more than 3 people, try and hail a car carrier. That way, you each get a car. True story.
Dec 13
Burying your nuts for the winter
Two winters ago, someone introduced me to the phrase ‘burying your nuts for the winter,’ which means starting to date someone once it gets cold. Observing my friends in NY for the last two winters and now this one, this has proven time and time again to be true. As soon as the cold weather rolls in, people start to desperately look for someone to curl up with. If you’re from the north, think back on your past relationships. How many started in the winter? For me, it’s been 4 out of 6.
Dec 12
“ Whatever, I shit money. They don’t give me a paycheck, they just give me laxatives.
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Dec 10
Maybe the strongest argument yet for tights being in style
- Anonymous Friend: Today I had to pee, really bad. Someone dropped their coffee directly onto my boots and legs. Exploded.
- Me: oh god
- Anonymous Friend: I started laughing hysterically, peed my pants a little and had to throw my tights away in starbucks
- Me: lol
- Anonymous Friend: But I come back to work and my boss goes, uhh. I'm not going to ask you what happened to your tights.
- Anonymous Friend: Told the coffee, left out the pee.
- Me: i hope you know this whole story is getting tumbld
