so this is happening.

patrickmoberg:
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My friend Patrick is like 12 years old and he’s already done more stuff than I will ever do. Dammit, Patrick! Stop making the rest of us look bad.

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My friend Patrick is like 12 years old and he’s already done more stuff than I will ever do. Dammit, Patrick! Stop making the rest of us look bad.

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Well, today was awesome. Devin Lima and Brad Fischetti from LFO stopped by to shoot a Hardly Working (they have a new tour to promote), and were surprisingly funny and super nice. Me from sophomore year of high school is NEVER gonna believe this.

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I cannot get enough of this Auto-Tune the News series by The Gregory Brothers.

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adamfrucci:

danmeth:

I did a bunch of illustrations for a new Gizmodo.com article: The Seven Types of Best Buy Employees. It’s a funny article so have a look.

For a bigger view, click here.

Hey, I wrote this! Dan’s illustrations came out so well, it kills me that the new Gizmodo format shrinks it down so much. Digg it!

As ashamed as I am to admit my boyfriend was once a Best Buy employee, he has redeemed himself with this very funny article. Digg it so he continues to be employed!

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Dear Susanna,

Don’t worry, you could always be paler.

Love,

Sarah

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Pretty unfair that my brother got all the cool genes.

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This is the girliest thing I will ever write*

Hilary and I just had a moment where we realized we had spent the last few weeks independently admiring the same cute guy. This guy is the proprietor of Martin’s Pretzels in the Union Square Farmer’s Market (but only on certain days, we are not crushing on a 70 year old pretzel farmer). Of course, I am a kept woman, so my crush is harmless. She, knowing her adorableness and insatiable man-ppetite (*I mean, come on), will inevitably go on a date with him. I live vicariously.

But the most striking thing about Martin (I have assumed these are his pretzels) is how incredibly Sex and the City his existence is. Only on Sex and the City is every random street man impossibly dreamy. In the actual New York City, every random street man is seconds away from publicly masturbating. So Candace Bushnell, you should be psyched. Martin over here in Union Square is finally legitimizing your vision of New York City.

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Happy fourth of July from the Sausage Kings of New England!

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Hey little brother

So I hear there’s a low clearance at the local shopping mall. Do you want to make a good appearance and get what you want?

Let me know ASAP.
Your sister

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Man, is there anything sadder than this?

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I just found out that the new season of Always Sunny premieres on my birthday, September 10. Happy Birthday indeed!

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dangurewitch:

Spoiler Alert, a new CH Original written by me and Sarah and directed by Sam. Pretty bad-ass! Digg if you are so inclined.

Yay! It’s always fun to see an idea you had come to life. And pretty awesomely, might I add.

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Miss you.

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eugenecordero:

Did a small bit on Fallon again with Horatio and this awesome mustache! Tonight Late Night w/ Jimmy Fallon.

Carl Winslow!?

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Sometimes when I’m going through old notebooks and notes I find random ideas that don’t make any sense. For instance, I just found an old idea I had for a Hardly Working, which was simply: “Pat’s a horse. Too many drugs.” Guys, what do you think? Hardly Working: Horse?

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