“The writer is one who, embarking upon a task, does not know what to do.”
My new favorite quote/personal mantra.
I have recently come to the self-realization that I am somewhat of a klutz. This occured to me as the third of the four injuries I am currently sporting (pictured above) was incurred within a 24 hour timespan.
I’m not quite sure when this klutziness developed, but I’m pretty sure it’s tied to both my aversion to promptness (and therefore, consistent rushing) and my oblivion to objects that may hurt me (the corner of my boyfriend’s bed frame, for instance, or my own toenails).
What I do know is that I have a total of 8 different half-empty Band-Aid boxes in my bathroom, and I’m just now realizing how insane this is.
I love this kind of thing. They covered it all, from the believable employee photos, to the ads, to the 2057 copyright.
Sometimes I really love the additional dimension that the internet has offered to the entertainment industry.
“If it were physically possible, I would fuck this movie.” - Aziz Ansari
The early reviews on AICN and Rolling Stone are not at all overhyping. This film is incredible and will blow away even the highest of expectations. I am fucking stunned and you will be too. Heath Ledger’s Joker is even more amazing than you think it will be.
I want to see The Dark Knight again as soon as possible!!
You guys are such jerks. How am I supposed to wait a month!?
Everyone in costume for colonial NJ
YES. Streeter, Pat and I wrote this. I’m super excited to see it come to fruition. Also, Elaine looks hot as a Jersey shore wench.