Top 5 nights of my life. Easily.
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so this is happening.
this is sarah's tumblr, for other sarahs and non-sarahs, too.
Sep 21
Sep 20
T-minus a couple hours until all my comedy nerd dreams come true - watching SNL from backstage.
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Sep 19
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Sep 11
I can’t wait to settle down and have kids. Terrifying, terrifying kids.
Jesus Christ. I’m rethinking EVERYTHING.
Sep 05
Sep 03
What is up with these Republican speeches? Since when do ‘zingers’ have a place in politics?
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Aug 22
Holy shit
No joke, I just received this email from a guy I had contacted about a bike on CraigsList.
“Okay
I unglue the feathered pillow’s of my face at 5 :00 Am Daily and even the weekend
believe it or not it’s of my own choice !!!!
I guess I get up before the round magygeee called Sun doe’s.
when it come to time I love to salvage every dear second so to speak
in my life to live to the fullest in every way possible……
So when i do get up at 5 even mind works better sharper quicker etc.
and The ironic part is I used to love to sleeeeeep in but hated feeling like a sleeepy
ancient sleepy Egyptian Mummy latter in the day with a such a lag it was not funny.
Beside that I do a lot of different things in this round planet call Earth.
So i need as much time as possible and I do go to sleep at 10:00 pm.
Not to mention I’m a writer and writhing a book takes a lot of time
So Sarah now you know about my Cook clock and when it wakes me up so to speak
let me see what maybe is the size of the bike and that can assist you better
is their any other concerns for in regards to the bike ???
Robert”
Aug 20
I can’t put into words how much the existence of this movie offends me. Even more frustrating is how its guaranteed to make tons of money.
Aug 19
Do you ever go back and reread super old emails? I did that today and hardly recognized the voice I was writing in just three years ago. It was transparent and apologetic, long-winded and featuring way too many ‘haha’s. It’s like reading the diary of someone else. I am embarrassed for my former self, sending emails like that.
This kind of pointed, material hindsight is new for our generation.
Aug 14
