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Feb 13
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My Favorite RICK ROLL Yet

erockappel:

My friend Ben Schwartz just sent me a message asking if I had sound editing software. He had an MP3 that he wanted trimmed down so he could make it into a ringtone. I agreed to help him and immediately edited down a twenty second clip of Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” to send back to him.

Dear Eric,

I understand you edited this clip as a joke for Ben, but I would appreciate it greatly if you would send it to me.  To use.  For realsies.

Love,

Sarah 

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Jake just put on this song at top volume. I consistently forget that I know all the words to this, and every couple months when someone plays it it’s a pleasant reminder of my dedication.
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Feb 12
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Best CollegeHumor Message Ever

hey i’m a big fan of ya work and all things things you guys do at connected ventures but i just wanted to let you know about what a renob is. renob is boner spelled backwards, and for good reason. a renob is when a persons erection goes inside of their body instead of outward creating a kind of pit you could fill up with some liquid if you wanted (that’s just and example). im absolutely serious about this. its like e.d. except it gets hard and goes inside. that’s it.

love,

tronillonair
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Thank God it’s over and friends can start working again.  Check the status of shows here.
Thank God it’s over and friends can start working again.  Check the status of shows here.
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Feb 11
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Holy crap!  Some people are so awesome.
I just got this candy-filled package from a new friend named Jo in Germany.  GERMANY.  How crazy is that?  This internet this is a phenomenom, I tell you!
Little did Jo know, when I traveled to Germany with my high school band (nerd!) in 1997, I was OBSESSED with Milka chocolate bars.  I brought back like 10 pounds of chocolate, not kidding.  So needless to say, this was the best package I’ve ever gotten.
I can’t wait to send back some treats from the good old US of A. 
Sidenote: if our childhood pen pal notes had been accompanied by candy, I bet the trend would have been 100x more successful.

Holy crap!  Some people are so awesome.

I just got this candy-filled package from a new friend named Jo in Germany.  GERMANY.  How crazy is that?  This internet this is a phenomenom, I tell you!

Little did Jo know, when I traveled to Germany with my high school band (nerd!) in 1997, I was OBSESSED with Milka chocolate bars.  I brought back like 10 pounds of chocolate, not kidding.  So needless to say, this was the best package I’ve ever gotten.

I can’t wait to send back some treats from the good old US of A. 

Sidenote: if our childhood pen pal notes had been accompanied by candy, I bet the trend would have been 100x more successful.

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I am no longer impressed by subway ad campaigns that don’t take up the entire car.
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(fantastic picture from elainecarroll)
Jeff Rubin invented a new brand of skiing this weekend.  It’s called ‘ski faster than anyone else on the mountain and then, instead of stopping, crash to the ground in an amazing explosion of snow and skis.’  I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.

(fantastic picture from elainecarroll)

Jeff Rubin invented a new brand of skiing this weekend.  It’s called ‘ski faster than anyone else on the mountain and then, instead of stopping, crash to the ground in an amazing explosion of snow and skis.’  I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.

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Feb 06
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This morning, the last song to play on my clock radio before I shut it off was “September.”  Tonight, while setting the alarm for tomorrow, “Shining Star” was playing.

Bookending a day in Earth, Wind & Fire just makes the entire thing that much better.

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Feb 05
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PASTA FETISH UPDATE 2:  Tonight I was introduced to the homemade Tonnarelli at Cacio e Pepe.  It’s spaghetti seasoned with black pepper that is served from an enormous wheel of cheese carved into a sort of bowl (and no, this is not a dream I had).  At the table, the pasta is mixed around in the cheese “bowl” while its hot, so the cheese melts around the pasta.  I mean, come on.  It was delicious.
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Feb 04
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Normally I love Urban Outfitters, but are they serious with this absolute piece of crap?
“Make sure your girl’s wearing her winter jacket, cause this is a LOT of ice! For real, if diamonds are a girl’s best friend, this thing is like BFF with “benefits.” So, this Valentine’s Day, say “I love you” with The World’s Largest Diamond, a wildly oversized plastic rock set in a giant plastic ring.”
Who in their RIGHT MIND would actually want this???  

Normally I love Urban Outfitters, but are they serious with this absolute piece of crap?

“Make sure your girl’s wearing her winter jacket, cause this is a LOT of ice! For real, if diamonds are a girl’s best friend, this thing is like BFF with “benefits.” So, this Valentine’s Day, say “I love you” with The World’s Largest Diamond, a wildly oversized plastic rock set in a giant plastic ring.”

Who in their RIGHT MIND would actually want this???  

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Watching your team win the Superbowl is nothing without good friends by your side.   SIKE, its still everything.  SHOCKEY FTW!
Watching your team win the Superbowl is nothing without good friends by your side.   SIKE, its still everything.  SHOCKEY FTW!
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(via zachklein from jeffbaum)

The Greatest Play of All Time, Embedded. (via awful announcing

Well, it’s settled.  God is a Giants fan.

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Feb 01
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jakeandamir: Six Flags
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