January 2008
45 posts
I feel that there is a gap in the English language, and that gap is between the verbs “like” and “love.” What is the midway point? Let’s use Italian food (my favorite) as an example. I like fettucine alfredo, and I love manicotti, but how do I feel about cheese tortellini? I like it much more than fettucine alfredo but not as much as manicotti. Liking it “a...
WatchVideo from the summer, some put together by myself, then final editing rights went to Cait. — juliaheffernan HAHA
Dear Lady I just accidentally bumped into in Times...
Oh, hello. I just want to take this opportunity to publicly apologize for bumping the tip of my elbow against you as we passed in Times Square today. In fact, I even called out “sorry!” as soon as it happened. However, I am going to have to disagree that this makes me a ‘dumb cunt.’ No, I did not realize that you are 8 and a half months pregnant. In all honesty, you...
“The best thing so far was that I went to a Times Square showing at 8pm Friday...”
– from The Apiary’s interview with TJ Miller, who was great as Hud the cameraman in ‘Cloverfield.’ This quote is word-for-word EXACTLY what I would do if I ever starred in a movie.
the women in my life are funnier than the men. maybe men have been in the humor game for too long, and our sensibilities are becoming a little meta. but i find women to be generally more free and shameless as well as more in tune with subtlety. with men, there’s a sense of “making a joke,” whereas with women there’s more of the pure ability to be funny. obviously all that...
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My “Cloverfield Bootleg” is the main featured video today! — erockappel HAHA! Great SD video from my friend Eric featuring a couple of my favorite UCBNY to LA transplants. I can’t wait to see this movie today!
WatchUCBCOMEDY.COM is live! Check it out! — anthonyking The kids at UCB have been working really hard on their new video site, and it’s finally up! With all the talent in the UCB community, I can’t wait to see what comes out of it.
Ben Schwartz: but again, who knows
Me: true
Me: but so far so good
Me: dont sell yourself schwart-z
Ben Schwartz: uch
Ben Schwartz: you know what i mean
Ben Schwartz: just uch
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I really like how my friend Jake posts music on...
Oh yeah. The Golden Globes happened. →
I feel like such a grown-up
This summer, five of my friends are getting married within four months - four college friends and one very special post-college friend. The wedding locations are diverse: Florida, North Carolina, Georgia, New Hampshire and Connecticut. Phew. I am so excited for all my friends, but at the same time, I am overwhelmed. Of course I want to attend absolutely everything, but with bridal showers,...
Unsafe. (2:21 am)
I am nervous. I just got home from a night of fun times and was unlocking my door when a girl who came in behind me called out. “Hey!” she said. “Hi.” I said. “My name’s Sam, I live on the fourth floor.” “Hi,” I said again. “I’m Sarah, I live right here,” motioning to my door. She then proceeded to tell me that earlier...
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