December 2007
25 posts
Wark Hard or Hardly Walking
So I saw Walk Hard last night, and was pleasantly surprised! As expected, it was no Superbad or 40 Year Old Virgin, but it was funny. I was surprised because the trailers worried me. Like, a lot. Like, I feared for the continued success of the Apatow conglomerate. And it isn’t often that a trailer doesn’t do a movie justice - usually it’s the opposite, where the trailer...
How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight? →
According to this website, I could beat up 23 five-year-olds before succumbing to their stubby little kicks.
I'm already impressed with Heath Ledger's... →
(seen on David’s tumblr)
Hitchhiking 101 with My Dad
“If you’re going to hitchhike, you have to use a sign that piques the interest of drivers. My hitchhiking sign always said ‘Samoa.’ I got so many rides with that sign. Most of the people who pulled over were just plain curious. And never fail, everyone made the same comment when they rolled down the window - ‘well I ain’t going THAT far, boy-o (chuckle),...
Burying your nuts for the winter
Two winters ago, someone introduced me to the phrase ‘burying your nuts for the winter,’ which means starting to date someone once it gets cold. Observing my friends in NY for the last two winters and now this one, this has proven time and time again to be true. As soon as the cold weather rolls in, people start to desperately look for someone to curl up with. If you’re from...
“Whatever, I shit money. They don’t give me a paycheck, they just give me...”
– amandalynnferri
Maybe the strongest argument yet for tights being...
Anonymous Friend: Today I had to pee, really bad. Someone dropped their coffee directly onto my boots and legs. Exploded.
Me: oh god
Anonymous Friend: I started laughing hysterically, peed my pants a little and had to throw my tights away in starbucks
Me: lol
Anonymous Friend: But I come back to work and my boss goes, uhh. I'm not going to ask you what happened to your tights.
Anonymous Friend: Told the coffee, left out the pee.
Me: i hope you know this whole story is getting tumbld
I got 'dude'd
So I just got called ‘dude’ in an email from a guy that I was potentially interested in.
I’m assuming that means he wants to be friends.
Neighbor, friend
Last night as I was settling into bed around 1, my neighbor Lauren came home. We share a fairly thin wall, and sometimes I can hear what’s going on over there. Last night was a whole different story. She was SCREAMING on the phone about some guy who had been a jerk to her. I could hear every single word, and it sounded like a rough night. I couldn’t get to sleep at all. When her...
You know you work at a website when it invades...
cvjeffr: i have to literally color code shit...otherwise, out of site, out of mind.
