November 2007
19 posts
Shakespeare or The Hills? →
(from David)
Just saw Juno
It was amazing. “One of the best movies I’ve seen in a long time,” says me. It comes out next week, I recommend everyone see it. “It’s this year’s Garden State,” says an asshole. But seriously, it’s fantastic. Ellen Page is incredible, Michael Cera, Jason Bateman, everyone. Just….go.
Pathetic but true
Mom: Guess what they're including in the new Target down the road?
Me: I dunno...a McDonalds?
Mom: Nope. A CHILI'S.
Me: Shut the fuck up.
Mom: No, I'm serious!
Me: This is the best news I've heard all day.
Mom: Yay! Now you'll come visit me more often!
Most people hated high school. I, on the other hand, absolutely loved it. I was near my old high school today while driving to my dad’s and decided to visit and make a quick video showcasing my nostalgia. Just turning into the entrance made me giddy.
This Thanksgiving, I tried to make my grandparents’ heads explode by showing them the tiny video camera built into my laptop.
Rain check
Is it weird that everytime my umbrella turns inside out on a rainy day, I look around to see if any news channels are capturing me for B-roll weather footage?