so this is happening.

Bill Murray: [discussing NBC’s current Thursday night comedy block] I’m out of touch. I have no idea. I never saw the original Office. I never saw this Office. I never even saw Clerks. Like I never saw, what’s-his-name, Larry David’s show.

GQ: Curb Your Enthusiasm?

Bill Murray: No! The other one. With the other guy.

GQ: Seinfeld?

Bill Murray: Seinfeld! I never saw Seinfeld.

GQ: Come on.

Bill Murray: Really! I never saw Seinfeld until the final episode, and that’s the only one I saw. And it was terrible. I’m watching, thinking, “This isn’t funny at all. It’s terrible!”

—This GQ interview with Bill Murray is absolutely amazing.

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azizisbored:

The Town - Trailer

This movie looks fucking awesome.

Fun fact: the “acclaimed director of Gone Baby Gone” is none other than Ben Affleck himself! Also, that movie was completely underrated and great and this one looks just as good.

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collegehumor:

Independence Day Extended Scene. They expect us to die. But when you think about it, isn’t that a little unreasonable?

I wrote this! This scene has always been one of my all-time favorites, and Josh and Thomas made it even funnier than I could have hoped.

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“ Our fans, even though we didn’t have huge numbers, were exactly the type of people we were hoping to impress: smart and vocal and funny and almost snobby about their comedy preferences. You look at hugely-rated shows like ‘Two and a Half Men’ that get like a gazillion viewers - I have the sneaking suspicion that not one of them watches ‘Party Down.’ I think if a girl who liked ‘Party Down’ found out that her boyfriend liked ‘Two and a Half Men,’ she would break up with him.

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lizzy caplan on the party down cancellation (via folkinz) (via daveholmes) (via amandalynferri)

Oh Lizzy Caplan, you just keep making me more and more upset that we aren’t best friends.

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collegehumor:

Canceled TV Show Love Song: You don’t know what you’ve got til it’s canceled. Digg this!

I’m a big fan of this song that Jeff and I wrote, and love the cast of characters we were able to get. Dedicated in loving memory to Party Down, 2009-2010.

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I’m on Reddit.com today answering questions about me, my job, my coworkers (no, Amir is not really like that), our videos, comedy, writing, and most importantly, quantum mechanical engineering. Stop by and ask me anything! Well, almost anything. I really don’t want to talk about that one day in 1994. You guys know the one.

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Pretty excited for this.

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Sorry, Lost series finale, but I just watched the Six Feet Under series finale for the first time, and you were not even close.

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Gearing up for the festivities.

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ICED ON THE WEEKEND!!

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Yes, yes, tell me more of this…WIND MACHINE.

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Perfect Couples, one of my favorite half hour comedy scripts of the season, just got picked up by NBC! AND it stars Mary Elizabeth Ellis (otherwise known as The Waitress from Always Sunny)! NBC might actually know what it’s doing after all.

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Follow that Bieb!

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“ I’ve discovered that the demographic of the Lost audience is all over the place. I literally had a very articulate, though highly impaired, homeless man say to me, “Smokey! I love you! What’s happening with Jacob?” Here’s a guy living on the street, but he finds a way to watch Lost! And I’m looking at him, thinking, Your priorities are completely ass-backward!

— -Titus Welliver (“The Man In Black”) in this week’s NY Mag

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collegehumor:

Pokemon: Gotta Buy ‘Em All - To be a Pokemaster it takes dedication… to spending money. This video is Diggable.

I’m so excited about this! Ben Joseph and I wrote it a month or so ago and then Mike Parker (animation) and Morgan Whirledge (music) made it awesome. I laugh every single time at 1:22.

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